Mental gymnastics
erratic static packages
Binary co-co-coconscious flows
With Crypto synonyms

Burnin your acronyms
For venture capitalists
Prayin for digital moonshots
From yo mamas basements

Until that dreaded screenshot
Until that dreaded screenshot
Cop that monkey avatar for
[not a lot]
Let another CEO
place the brain rot
Get any fiat you got, clocked
with an army of bots

NFT bros ain't nuthin
But broke ass hoes
livin by the line and
Papas stale Cheerios
Pretending that they know
What the future holds
In someone elses portfolio
While the blockchain folds

VCs sellin oil from snakes
Built on electronic waste
Into a digital pyramid of fakes
Cosplaying creatives that copy and pasted
Excuse me while I base the
Monkeys of this scam placement

Just gotta tell yourself
It's worth a jpeg

Prop up these broke-ass apes
with wooden peg legs
And play your
Vertical Yahtzee
self-checkmate

Just gotta tell yourself
It's worth a jpeg

Gas fees pay for weak knees
And the chain splinters like
Dead pine trees
Previously

Web3 wanted a dating site
No ladies in sight
total cock-party plight
Downed overnight

Set fire to those peg legs
Its all made up of bits
That you can hit with a script
please hear this PSA shit

Don't believe their pitch
You won't get rich quick
You'll always pay the price
To some other corporate dick

Fuck the bored fucks
And all these trust-fund kids
You're gluttons gouging while
Sucking us all dry like ticks

Stress test the inverse investment
Against your cryptic crypto presents
Messaged equivalence doesn’t
Mean shit
But it leaves you holding the bag
So you can enjoy how empty it is
And then you look like a sad, sad, bitch

Hey Yacht Club, hope you can scale my shit
And AI render an NFT of my dick
sucking my own dick

Just gotta tell yourself
It's worth a jpeg

Prop up these broke-ass apes
with wooden peg legs
And play your
Vertical Yahtzee
self-checkmate

Just gotta tell yourself
It's worth a jpeg